check the crackers

Code phrase for alerting co-workers of an attractive female that just entered the restaurant. Note: best used when your restaurant actually has crackers.

"Hey Ben, check the crackers please."
"Definatly" *makes motion of slapping a females ass while sodomizing her doggy style*

by Dewster April 7, 2007

"Jewish crackers!"

This phrasology is used to describe a situation in which a person is either eating a Maneschwitz cracker or is in a situation where they have forgotten something.

Erin showed up to class one day, but exclaimed "Jewish crackers!" when told to hand in an assignment that she has forgotten.

by natalienouveau August 8, 2006

Cheese and crackers

A nickname for a girl whose vagina smells of cheese and crackers. Generally after fingering cheese and crackers, the smell lingers for several hours.

Man I was with cheese and crackers last night. My fingers still reek.

by ddb92 December 7, 2009

toss for eating crackers

beautiful babes are exceptions to the rule. Hot chicks do not get tossed out of bed for eating crackers and leaving crumbs.

Kim is so hot she won't get toss for eating crackers

by Astral Brownie September 28, 2006

Crackerphobia

Fear of being white

Female: I’m always afraid of washing off my tan!!

Male: girl you got crackerphobia

by Thetanwooman February 22, 2019

mad as crackers

Foolish, confused, crazy, deranged, not mentally sound. Used to describe someone who is no longer playing with a full deck of cards.

For lack of psychiatric care, Van Gogh eventually went mad as crackers, cut off his own ear and gave it to a prostitute.

by Jade.Green October 3, 2009

animal crackers

da best gamecon team ever joined!!was the animal crackers i know they lost this year now the half breed tataga will frikin own you that you will be crying like a litle pussy! haha lol

the animal crackers won 1st place suckers!!

by Kobee January 13, 2008