Dewster's definitions

Bunny Chow

When you use saliva as lubricant during masturbation shortly after consuming a meal. This results in tiny wet crumbs all over your penis/vagina, which in turn attracts small fluffy bunny rabbits that nibble on your gentiles that leaves them looking like the popular South African dish.

I fancied a wank after dinner last night but ended up getting a load of bunny chow all over myself, then some rabbits came and nibbled off my cock.

by Dewster August 4, 2020

check the crackers

Code phrase for alerting co-workers of an attractive female that just entered the restaurant. Note: best used when your restaurant actually has crackers.

"Hey Ben, check the crackers please."
"Definatly" *makes motion of slapping a females ass while sodomizing her doggy style*

by Dewster April 7, 2007