cootercake

The unpleasant residue that builds up in a vagina caused by the absence of routine vaginal cleansing after sex.

The man refused to go down on his wife due to her cootercake.

by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

coaster moshing

The act of flailing your arms around on a roller coaster while yelling gibberish, usually starting with the prefix "bl".

We should totally coaster mosh Magnum next ride!

I love coaster moshing!

by coastermosh September 20, 2009

Cisternino

To have one's testicles ripped off, forcefully shoved down ones throat as one is being disemboweled and forced to watch re-runs of Saved By the Bell while slowly dying in agony.

This guy got in a car wreck last night and totally got Cisterninoed. It was pretty fucked up.

by jewbear21 December 20, 2009

cooter pooter

An expulsion of vaginal gas. See queef.

Well, it was my first time, and I couldn't figure out where the clit was, and suddenly she lets out this cooter pooter and I'm like, "Whoa, what the hell was that?" It was crazy, man.

by cpoc February 18, 2004

cooter biscuit

little balls of toilet paper hidden in the creases of a skanky girls vag, left over after wiping. sometimes goes with menstual gravy.

Bob: i went downtown on Suzy last night and got a mouthful of cooter biscuits.
Joe: gross! next time tell that nasty skank to wash her junk beforehand.

by slapphappyseven March 27, 2009

cooter

woman's genital area

I got kicked in the cooter.

by Katie McSchlong December 7, 2004

cooter bug

Any std or infection that you get from having sex with a female.Seecooter Does not apply to gays.

Doug: Dude i had sex with lindsay yesterday.

Chris: Go to a doctor. You may have gotten a cooter bug.

by bmx king April 5, 2005