Babies born twelve to sixteen months after the start of the COVID-19 Mandatory Quarantine Pandemic. Depending on your geographic location, the start of quarantine happened anywhere from January 2020-March 2020. Many activities can happen in quarantine, such as follows: Netflix, limitless trips to the refrigerator, arts and crafts, binge drinking on a daily basis, working out, wondering where to buy toilet paper, playing music on your balcony using pots and pans with others that are quarantined, and sex. Yes, alot of sex, and most likely unprotected due to protection most likely not being at the top of the survival list of being in quarantine. The result of unprotected quarantined sex is called, a Corona Baby.
"OH my goodness, your baby is adorable, how old is he!?" " Well, he's a Corona Baby, and the year is 2025, so you do the math."
by EsmeGotti April 21, 2020
You don't have Coronavirus but you have Corona Washing.
by Fuckcine March 21, 2020
The type of wifi during this shit ass pandemic where everyone uses the internet causing issues not making the internet work
by Drage July 11, 2020
When you cough near someone you fucking hate, hoping they will catch the corona virus or at least a life threatening illness because you hate them so much that you'd rather jump of a cliff instead of being around them.
by shalomjackiesonenightstand April 24, 2020
by bigmommagirl March 16, 2020
by Dbtapatio March 22, 2020
The weight we will gain by not being able to get out and live our lives. We are sitting dormant, watching Netflix and drinking nightly. Instead of the Freshman Fifteen we will have the Corona Fifteen and gain weight from Boredom.
Crap I hope the Corona Fifteen does not turn in to the Corona twenty. Hopefully quarantine will be over soon.
by Cubby Cubster April 17, 2020