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Cornballs

When you slather your balls with corn syrup and then stick them to someones face.
"My woman was getting out of line so I covered my balls in corn syrup and cornballed that bitch."

"Man, I totally cornballed this chick last night!"

"It's really hard to get the corn syrup out of my pubes after cornballs. "
by cornballer1229 September 9, 2009
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Cornballer

A Cornballer is a corny harmless person unskilled in the art of conversation that talks excessively.
Cornballers tend to talk and talk about something no one cares about without allowing any one else to contribute to the conversation.
Cornballers monopolize social situations and usually tend to tell long stories about things you are completely un-interested in. They especially like to talk about themselves or things that have happened to other people you have never met.

Cornballers are usually co-workers, classmates, neighbors ect that do not have many friends.

If you are stuck listing to someone and you just wish they would shut up and leave you alone you have been cornballed.

If a Cornballer is spotted he or she is almost always avoided.
Any person that makes you wish you were not talking to them is a Cornballer.

Any person that’s talking to you that you just don’t have the heart to tell to shut up or walk away from is a Cornballer.

Rick Moranis’ character from the Movie Ghost Busters is a Cornballer. He always tries to cornball Sigourney Weaver's character whenever he sees her.
by Plate Lunch June 14, 2011
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Yo aren’t post Malone and Eminem Cornballs!
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Corny Cornpop

The infamous Arch Nemesis of Joe Biden who tried to slash him with a rusty straight razor because he was not allowed to put pomade on his hair in the pool, while Joe Biden was the lifeguard on Duty. Also now an NFT collection
Now Corny Cornpop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys! Joe Biden
by corny cornpop March 7, 2023
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Cornwall

A small, boring town in upstate New York (or downstate, depending on your point of view. It's an hour away from the city.) It is mostly suburbs, apart from Main Street (where almost everything is closed down) and some rural parts in Mountainville. One of the only interests in Cornwall is sports. The mascot for the schools is, inexplicably, the dragon. Most younger people living in Cornwall will say that they can't wait to get out if it, as there is hardly anything at all to do.

Despite its proximity to Newburgh, there are really no gangs or violence outside of teenage "mischief" and the Maplehurst Inn (home to crazy homeless people, one might say).

It's a solidly middle-class town, but in Cornwall-on-Hudson, it's pretty high-class. It's divided into Cornwall, the Village of Cornwall, Cornwall-on-Hudson (which is along the Hudson river), and Mountainville. It's close to New Windsor, Washingtonville, Salisbury Mills, West Point, and Newburgh.

AKA: C-Wall, Craphole
Person 1: Where are you?
Person 2: Uh, Cornwall?
Person 1: ...
Person 2: It's between Newburgh and West Point.
Person 2: Ohhh...
Person 1: Yeah. It sucks.
by eloquent.observer March 8, 2009
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Cornman

someone who tries to own people, but always fails and gets counter-owned 5times worse.

cornmen are easily owned by wet butts and nana's
Urgh, why does cornman keep trying to own me?

Man, I just owned cornman so hard
by We Can Dance October 20, 2008
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