Swamp Cooler

A cold wet rag applied to the vaginal region post coitus.

Guy: Wow, that was some hot sex!
Girl: My lady bits are on fire! Grab me a swamp cooler!

by SugarShaker September 8, 2017

the cooler daniel

it's a meme and,i laugh at that freaking shitty meme,and you know that meme is not cringe like jackapaul,and the cooler daniel is daniel but cooler not a plagiat

the cooler daniel:hey
daniel:who are you and why you like look me?

the cooler daniel:sorry for being cooler than you

daniel:you freaking shit

by achoman/powdahoo/hrman February 11, 2022

Hawaiian wonder cooler

When a person is kicked in the balls until his ball/balls explode. (Testicular torsion) lol not any where close to the true meaning but it's funny. This happened to me, the wife named this
For me... TP

I was kicked in the balls, that bitch gave me a Hawaiian wonder cooler.

by T-ball January 31, 2014

Yooper Cooler

A Yooper Cooler is an ingenious device first devised by the native peoples of Michigan's Upper Peninsula. The 'First People' of The Big North Woods first used it as a way of preserving food during the long winter months, now they are constructed as a economical way for Yoopers to keep their PBR cold.

The Yooper Cooler is constructed with a large pile of snow packed down and frozen by the UP's freezing temps. Shelves are constructed inside for accomidation of beer, bier, lager, ales, IPAs, Dopplebocks, and Pilsners. Many variations can be found throught Big Snow Country, and generally vary based on region, culture, and BAC at time of construction.

Not to be confused with the inferior Canadian Refrigerator. Which is a similar yet completely flawed version, just like the country it shares its name with.

Toivo-"Whats that big pile of snow outside?"
Aino- " Oh thats the Yooper Cooler, eh."
Toivo-"So youse guys biult one already dis winter,hey"
Aino- "Oh yea. Dountcha knowse its gonna be a big snow year"

Ray- " Whats that? Your Canadian Refrigerator outside"
John-" No way Hose Head!" "thats a Yooper Cooler, Hooser!"

by midwestshred December 11, 2009

coolerface

the opposite of loserface. a coolerface is cool instead of nerdy.

cool girl : your a loserface!
uncool girl: yea well.......your a coolerface!
cool girl: thanks

by kld+csd September 11, 2010

coolerometer

a more Brobdingnagian way of saying fridge or air conditioning

when it gets hot in the summer, most people run the coolerometer at some point.

by chiminy September 5, 2012

Coolerest

When something becomes so exponentially cool, it becomes cooler than cool.

Karli is the Coolerest.

by Thatguywithatumblr March 15, 2013