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computer camp

rehab for drugs/alcohol/pills
Boss: "You've really turned it up a notch in the last six months. At this rate, you could be a managing director in 10 years. What happened?"

Stu: "Honestly, ever since I went to computer camp for 10 days last October, everything in my life has been so much better."

Boss: "Computer camp, eh? I didn't realize that we had that sort of training in our budget. I'll have to let HR know that it's money well spent."

Stu: "Uh, yeah."
by The Keefer's 7 May 17, 2006
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Computer Ji

computer maestro. Ji after a name or noun is a Hindi respectful form of address, similar to "San" in Japanese.
Thank you Computer Ji! Once again you have saved me from hours of frustration. I am maximum grateful.
by Bruthzoo Ji January 25, 2009
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Compton

A dangerous small city outside of Los Angeles,California. Compton has a lot of known gangs,drug dealers,pimps,prostitutes. The police basicly gave up patrolling and cleaning the city up. A lot of famous rapstars came from Compton like NWA and The Game.
Compton is sooo hood and gangsta.
by GAME50 October 27, 2005
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computer geek

a person who is bullied at school, but is your boss when you're an adult
Stupid Redneck:Fuck off you fucking 'pewter geek!
Computer Geek:wtf
by Rednecks are Assholes March 31, 2009
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Computron

A superior or 'cooler' way of referring to your computer.
Dude, my computron is faster than God.
by Wattsington June 17, 2008
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17th-n-compton

A hood in s.e.
I live round 17th-n-compton
by Adriane Hicks September 8, 2010
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Windows Computer

A piece of technology that is used to surf the web, play games, or, as most commonly used, to look up porn. It works for it's purpose, but you know that it's not the best. You use it, but only because you have to, and are too afraid to put in the time and money of getting a real computer that doesn't shit itself and die every time you look at it too hard.

It's lot like a bad prostitute.
Dude 1: Hey man, so hows your Windows Computer doing?
Dude 2: Not so good. I mean, it works, but every time I'm using it I always scream out "MACINTOSH!" by mistake.
by TheVampireKow October 18, 2009
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