the most horrible illness known to man; having explosive colon means you will shit so much at such a rapid speed that you won't even have time for a courtesy flush; known to leave toilets in ruins and causing entire sewage systems to fail; accompanied by severe anal pressure
One day I ate food at the school cafeteria. The next day I was in the bathroom and I had to shit sooo bad that I felt my colon burst into flames as feces blasted out of my burning ass and decimated the toilet and most of the floor.
by Awesome dude December 23, 2003
Get the explosive colon mug.V: To give the attitude of a very well bread aloof person.
V: To intimidate.
V: To become very jelous of another woman's boyfriend or husband.
N: A wealthy woman who dates poorer, much younger men. (See Cougar)
The word is the name of British actress, novelist and glamour girl Joan Collins who has appeared in over 50 films and 25 television series.
V: To intimidate.
V: To become very jelous of another woman's boyfriend or husband.
N: A wealthy woman who dates poorer, much younger men. (See Cougar)
The word is the name of British actress, novelist and glamour girl Joan Collins who has appeared in over 50 films and 25 television series.
V: She totally gave me Joan Collins'tude.
V: She's such a Joan Collins.
V: I won't go all Joan Collins on you!
N: She was so Joan Collins-ing on that guy.
V: She's such a Joan Collins.
V: I won't go all Joan Collins on you!
N: She was so Joan Collins-ing on that guy.
by YuppyGuppy November 11, 2004
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A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.
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"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
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by Lindzko December 13, 2004
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girl 2: thats collin! hes so wild when he preforms on stage i love it!
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by jellybeaner1994 May 29, 2010
Get the Collin mug.Pierluigi Collina is the infamous bald soccer referee with the body features of an alien. The love child of ET and Mr. Clean, Collina has cemented himself as the premier referee in the world of football.
by MicrowavedElephant June 24, 2006
Get the Pierluigi Collina mug.A covert slang term used to describe any opiates like Percodan, OxyContin, et cetera.
So named because of the constipation side effect caused by using and/or abusing opiates. Opiates may also cause the patient to experience a decreased urge to defecate.
Originates from Bergen County, NJ - Yo, Yo, Yo - Top of the food chain!!!
So named because of the constipation side effect caused by using and/or abusing opiates. Opiates may also cause the patient to experience a decreased urge to defecate.
Originates from Bergen County, NJ - Yo, Yo, Yo - Top of the food chain!!!
(Standing in line at Walgreens)
Q. Hey John, What are you doing at the pharmacy again?
A. I'm just waiting in line picking up some colon cloggers for my shoulder injury. Jaz keeps eating them like tic tac's and now she is having poopie issues...
I think you should get some stool softeners too!
Q. Hey John, What are you doing at the pharmacy again?
A. I'm just waiting in line picking up some colon cloggers for my shoulder injury. Jaz keeps eating them like tic tac's and now she is having poopie issues...
I think you should get some stool softeners too!
by Mr. Bigstuff - Northcoast NJ April 8, 2009
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