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Clunker

A joke that's funny, but not witty at all. Like a pun. Often very obvious jokes. Related to 'clunky'. Often "d'oh" and silences follow these "jokes".

People that make these clunkers generally think they are hilarious, but they are not. They are just idiots.
Amy: Man that geometry test was tough.

Jeremy: Yeah, but remember, without geometry, life is pointless ! ! *Laughs Loudly*

Amy: D'oh. That's not even funny Jeremy, that's a fucking awful clunker.

Jeremy: Do you want to go on a date?

Amy: No you fucktard.
by The Joke Master July 31, 2012
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clicker

A lazy person who can't speak during a group presentation and can only contribute by clicking through the slides.
Person - "I contributed to the presentation by clicking through the slides. It's essential for the slides to by in sync with the other person who is speaking."

Team member 1 - "He doesn't contribute"
Team member 2 - "He can be the clicker"
by MingLin September 5, 2012
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executive ball clicker

When two guys are double penetrating a girl and their balls knock together.
'I was watching this porn and the two guys pulled an executive ball clicker.'
by qpandg March 7, 2009
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clicker finger

In this day and age, the clicker finger has replaced the pointer finger. With the revolution of the personal computer, nobody points anymore, they click. So the clicker finger is actually your index finger.
Oh man, today was the lamest work day. I spent the entire day on the computer and now my clicker finger is killing me!
by srbudboyy2k August 8, 2007
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mouse clicker

Person one: 'What do you do for a living?'
Person two: 'I'm a mouse clicker for the local council.'
OR
Person one: 'What do you do for a living?'
Person two: 'I click a mouse.'
by Annabelle9 December 9, 2008
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stage seven clinger

above stage six clinger, the girl who's virginity was taken by you and wont give up the fact that the relationship wont ever exist, yet she tries to be friends with every girl you try to hook up with and won't leave you alone
m: yo bro, your girl is creepin me out

j: yeah i know bro, she is a straight stage seven clinger
by brobrohoe May 9, 2011
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Stage Six Clinger

A member of the opposite sex that has become overly attached, overly fast, despite barely having made your acquaintance. There is no hope.
What do you mean she has sent 10 texts over 6 days that you have not replied to ?!?! You must be joking!!! She sounds like a stage six clinger!
by dress pants and wife beater August 20, 2014
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