Clarice

The girl with best personality ever. She's the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She will light up your world!

Clarice looks even prettier than usual!

by Some guy 38 June 1, 2024

clarinette

The female version of Clarry.

" How you doing ( females name ) you clarinette, whats been going on "?

by Loowendle January 27, 2025

Clarinet

either your dogshit at it or your amazing

i am dogshit at playing clarinet

by krillabis April 4, 2025

Claried

Means covered in it.

Example 1 - Holy fuck boy your claried in it

Example 2 - Yer mawns arse is claried in shite

by Shitey knickers August 25, 2025

Claried

Means covered in it.

Example 1 - Holy fuck boy your claried in it

Example 2 - Yer mawns arse is claried in shite

by Shitey knickers August 25, 2025

ghetto clarinet

A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.

Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.

by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016

waterlogged clarinet

When a female gets a mouthful of liquid and spits it down a mans urethra . This is a dangerous maneuver best performed by professionals

Lydia took a mouthful of water and gave mike a waterlogged clarinet

by Destructaclese April 10, 2016