clam tease

1. A gentleman who goes home with a female in anticipation of a "one night stand", but fails to perform due to alcohol consumption, nerves, or other mysterious reasons.

2. A female who pretends to be bisexual when in the company of lesbians, but refuses to go farther than kissing with tongue.

"That dude was all over me at the bar, but ended up passing out on my sofa with his pants down before we even got started. Talk about a clam tease!"

"Brenda is such a clam tease. Every time she hangs with us butch girls, she acts like she wants a piece; but she's clearly a total breeder. She needs to get some dick."

by thejennysituation September 5, 2009

Coaxing The Clam

Finger teasing of a lady's secret garden. See also Vole Tickling

We were both a bit nervous at first but then after coaxing the clam we were at it like rabbits on steroids.

by Scot_Tom June 20, 2013

clam snapped

The female equivalent to tea bagging. The act of a female resting her vagina on a mark for the purpose of insult or to express dominance.

Turg got clam snapped by arsi when he died at frogger.

by gustopheles May 28, 2009

hammy clam

When a girl's roast beef is extra beefy.

That Hannah sure does have a hammy clam, it sure is slop.

by Alec Glover November 4, 2015

Clam Digging

The act of sliding one's fingers into a woman's vagina or to be blunt, finger fucking.

Jared is a clam digging enthusiast.

by Taddy Mason LLC July 7, 2018

clam clicks

Clam Clicks are the female equivalent of Dick Pics. Explicit pictures of female genitalia.

Aunt Sally asked me to fix her phone and her phone memory was full of clam clicks!

by Myfeelingsarehurt October 4, 2021

bearded clam

fur burger, (hold the ketchup)
camel toe,
snack crack,
snatch patch

My friend will have the usual bearded clam, and a fur burger, hold the ketchup, to go.

by jakeblues May 21, 2007