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Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.
Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.
by Russessabagina December 20, 2009
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Cream of the Crop

The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something. It ranges from sports, to school, to being awesome. If someone says: "You're the cream of the crop!", then you're better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and cooler than everyone else.
When you're adding an Urban Dictionary definition to lecture others about their misspelled words, you're going to find that you will have a greater chance at becoming recognized within the cream of the crop of visitors, on the website's most highly regarded definitions, if you also actually spell your words correctly .

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by ju3rg June 26, 2017
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silent cream

Is the act of unloading your unholy water gently on the face of a sleeping beauty. Most girls can appreciate the effort you put in not waking them up while performing.
"She woke up with some silent cream on her face, I hope she know's who did it."

"I silent creamed my date last night before I snuck out and went home."
by Fredje Frederik November 22, 2009
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ice Cream Truck

by clipzisreewee January 7, 2020
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My/Mochi Ice Cream

Perfectly pillowy mochi balls filled with milky, melty ice cream. It's basically a mouthboggling mouthgasm of chewy and creamy textures. Found in a purpinkle box in the freezer section of any grocery store.
Bruh have you ever chewed on your ice cream?! You need to try My/Mochi Ice Cream!
by always sl3epin April 7, 2021
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cream in my coffee

A Black person who dates a white person (usually a Black Woman and a White Man).

Started widely in use after "Waiting To Exhail"
Sheashea has a little cream in her coffee. She started dating the mailman about a week ago.
by The Army of Teh August 23, 2005
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Cream your shorts

when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.
Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.
by Potshot44 January 13, 2009
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