You choke

Another term for "you suck", it means to choke on a cock, not just suck it.

Dude! You choke at this fucking game.

by Sean McAlevey June 14, 2008

choking the chicken

too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.

I like to toss off a batch of orphans when I am horned up.

by Big Jim and the Twins May 1, 2003

Blowjob choke

when a guy's getting a blowjob from a girl/guy and pushes his penis so far down the blowjob giver's throat that they choke, occasionally resulting in the poor girl/guy throwing up.

"Damn it, Nathan made me blowjob choke the other night, i nearly vomited! Dude his cock's way to big for me to go deep throat on him!"

by currently_lock_jawed May 3, 2006

choke stroke

Grabbing your bitch by the neck while fucking her brains out

She loves it when I choke stroke her

by haaaan August 12, 2014

CHOKE A COLA

1. (v.) To squeeze a bottle of any liquid (Preferrably Cola) while someone is taking a drink. Resulting in them choking on the rapid flow of cola down their throat. Causing a large spew of cola and Extensive laughter.

Mike: Brandon's new truck is a mess and he's mad at me.
Billy: Why, he just bought it...?
Mike: We were driving the other day and he went to take a drink of his soda and i gave him a "CHOKE A COLA" he spewed soda all over the place.
Billy: HA HA HA

by Mikial Muzio April 4, 2007

choke the chicken

see masturbate

by sophia April 21, 2003

Choking the Pope

The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"

"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"

"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."

by 8thWonderoftheModernWorld June 20, 2010