lays chips

Air.

The thing we breathe also known as air, is what Lays chips are

by Ajeta November 17, 2013

Neutral Chip

A chip that everyone at the party enjoys

How dare you bring Sour Cream & Onion, and no neutral chip?

by wenisses July 25, 2020

chip

annoying kid who runs around talking shit on other people who eats out of the ass of DC and gets with girls who are drunk and beat

"stop being a chip fucking cock sucking bitch"

by chip hatters international May 10, 2005

Ghost Chips

In a New Zealand ad for drunk driving awarness
The jist of the ad is-
A Maori fella doesnt want to look dumb in front of Monique when he tells George that he's to drunk to drive but then he internalizes the complicated situation and realises Ghost George will haunt him for ever offering him ghost chips making him look like a spacehead and he'd have to live with Georges family and join in withpuzzle time. So he tells George he's to drunk.....and is a ledgend

George- Grab a chip, wanna chip?
Maori fella- You know I cant grab your ghost chips
Skiny Maori kid- Spoon!
Chubby Maori kid- Space head!

by Spacehead! November 14, 2011

Chip time

The failure and embarrassment of a student after getting a question wrong in a lesson, particulary in A-level economics. The meaning also indicates that the student is not welcome in the class due to his or her failure and must therefore buy some chips in a nearby cafe or canteen after leaving.

Teacher: where is revenue maximised?

Student1: I don't know...

Teacher:(sigh)

Chris: Chip time mate. Time for you to receive your failure

by Jarab97 November 12, 2014

Straight Chips

When something is completely bland, wack or boring

Carter: “Did you see that movie yesterday?”
Ryan: “Yeah bro it was straight chips”

by xxMidnightFlightxx August 13, 2019

Chip Chug

When you are eating a bag of chips and come to the end where the pieces are so small that your only option is to tip the bag so the remainder ends up in your mouth.

"Trent was so hungry that when he ate all of the chips in the bag he decided to chip chug the crumbs."

by PuckChapple January 30, 2009