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Chocolate Chimp

Originated from a menu item that was a chocolate and banana smoothie, but has now evolved into a term used to insult a person with color.
I would like to order a Chocolate Chimp, but hang the chimp, please.
by Vermilionsbv April 14, 2022
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Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .
Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.
by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014
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Connecticut Chimp

Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.
I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.
by WhiskeyRockARoller March 13, 2009
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ching chang chimp

Someone who is part asian and part black; i.e. Tiger Woods. Not to be confused with the halfrican that is a more general description of someone who is half black and half another race.
Who swings through trees but gets into accidents while driving?
The ching chang chimp of course.
Who benefits from being a minority while still being smart?
The ching chang chimp, no doubt.
Who steals your TV at night and then the next day comes by and says "I heard you got robbed?"
That's just a nigger.
by MikeydaV September 14, 2006
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gurning chimp

Yes, you know he is
by oracle March 12, 2004
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Safety chimp

A safety chimp is a special trained chimp charged with the safety of childrens playgrounds. If a child is about to make a horrible mistake that would compromise the safety of the playground, the chimp jumps to action preventing the child from doing so. the safety chimp is harmless in every sense and when taking actions the chimp is trained to only hit once. A special offer is made for owners of public playgrounds, the chimp will then also be trained in fighting off pedofiles.
Erik almost hurt himself today, but because of the safety chimp he was lucky and got away with only a scratch.
by Agent00abe April 21, 2008
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