celebate

Using the activity of masturbation to celebrate recent fortunate events. The act of "celebation" must be declared beforehand in order to qualify. Can be applied to, but is not limited to: sexual advances with the opposite sex, triumphant achievements of human ability, and/or fantastically tantilizing foodstuffs.

"What? An 92 on my Gay/Lesbian Studies exam? Time to go celebate!"

by Conslarfadarf October 20, 2009

Caelen

Caelen is a special kinda guy ... Caelen will buy you an ice cream and take you for long walks on the beach ... Some say Caelen can eat a walrus with his eyeball sooome say Caelen is a child molester ... Sooome people are very right , soooome people a reece for example may be susceptible to a hard sausage pounding from Caelen because caelen feels like it ... Dont trust Caelen , you let a caelen into your life then BAM! Caelen's going round to your grans house every friday to " season her sandwich " Caelen is a slimeball.

Dean : So ... Hows your gran lately ?

Gerald: Shes had three hip replacements in the last week ...

Dean: I think your gran is boning a caelen !

Gerald: What makes you say that ?

Dean: I wasn't born a cripple you know

by Nitbag Brad May 29, 2018

celeb mething

When a celebrity or the media "ODs" on a story (i.e. ramrods) about a celeb, as if there's "nothing" else to report.

Good God! I wish ET and E! News would stop celeb mething Lohan and Spears.

by dmccowan January 20, 2008

chelebrity

Noun. A celebrity whose fame derived from their involvement in church.

Pastor Carl Lentz is a well known chelebrity.

by Nate Blair March 18, 2015

cheleon

Cheleon is beautiful inside and out. She is very sensitive so be careful what you say to her. Cheleon is goofy, funny, loving and an amazing person. Also she loves to help people when their in need. If your with a Cheleon treat her right and she will make your life perfect. She has an Apple booty, lovely natural hair and some sexy legs. However, don't upset her because she will find a way to kill you.

Cheleon is really a nice person !

by 4b beauty July 23, 2020

Celebracious

Joyous to the point of obsurdity. Festive to the 10th power. Rishschmockously blissful.

DRUNKEN GROOM: I'd like to thank everyone for attending our CELEBRACIOUS occasion.

PISSED OFF BRIDE: You As*hole!

by Juanny Cashito August 25, 2008

Celebracrush

A crush on a celebrity. A feeling of lust for somebody famous that will not be fulfilled.

Bob: You have such a Celebracrush on George Clooney.
Greg: Doesn't everybody?

or...

Steve: OMG I <3 Hayley Williams!
Sally: You should get over that Celebracrush coz' you don't have a chance.

by Z0MGCODY September 26, 2009