Cesar is the type of person who has a lot of hair (messy hair), short, skinny legend, and a guy you would want to be friends with, he has a great personality and has an amazing sense of humor, he loves to watch hentai and netflix in his free time, he is the type of guy a girl (or boy, its 2019 who gives a fuck) would instantly fall in love with, he loves to joke around and likes to mess around with friends. He could use some work on his hair tbh.
Cesar has an Asian girlfriend.
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As a police man, I've never encountered a gang of rogueish fiends more terrifying than the Gables Centaurs. My first experience with them was during a gang fight between the Key Rats. The Key Rats had guns and knives, and were much bigger and gayer than the Gables Centaurs could ever be. But nonetheless, the Centaurs kicked the Key Rats' asses! All they had against the Key Rats' guns and knives were frozen baguettes and soggy hot dogs! Yet, here I see them slapping them across the face with the wet hot dog, and beating the Key Rats over the head with baguettes! It was a blood bath...horrifying to watch. Their leaders, Sophocles and Homer the Blind Poet then leered at me and started reciting lines from Greek Mythology. I almost shat myself. I've been through gang violence and drug busts, but nothing could've ever prepared me for my scuffle with the Centaurs. I'll never forget it...I started running to my car as fast as I could, but before I could reach it, they threw a bowl of French Onion soup at me. God knows why the hell they had a bowl of French Onion soup with them, those diabolical motherfuckers. The scalding liquid peremeated my flesh, I cowered to the floor, writhing with agony. I woke up ten days later in a hospital, with an acute case of amnesia, but an even more acute case of Frenchonionesia -- the chronic sent of French Onion Soup. To this day, I still smell like French Onion soup, all thanks to those Gables Centaurs bastards. One day...ah, what am I saying. I'll never get back at those Food Warriors. Never in my life. A man can wish though, a man can wish...
1. Hide your children, those bad mothafuckas the Gables Centaurs is a-walkin' down the street!
2. Key Rats shit themselves when they see Gables Centaurs with frozen baguettes and hot dogs.
3. No one can fight with French Onion soup more effectively than the Gables Centaurs.
2. Key Rats shit themselves when they see Gables Centaurs with frozen baguettes and hot dogs.
3. No one can fight with French Onion soup more effectively than the Gables Centaurs.
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While being the supposed boundary of Santa Clarita, it is also the boundary of civilization in the area. When going north on the golden state freeway, Castaic is the last thing you'll see for 300 miles (literally).
Once in the city of castaic, its always rush hour, no matter what time to go in. You'll always be going 15 mph in 45 zones due to the idiot truck drivers that take so long to make a left turn that by the time its done, it's run 2 red lights while your stuck with the on coming traffic that had to stop for it.
While being the supposed boundary of Santa Clarita, it is also the boundary of civilization in the area. When going north on the golden state freeway, Castaic is the last thing you'll see for 300 miles (literally).
Once in the city of castaic, its always rush hour, no matter what time to go in. You'll always be going 15 mph in 45 zones due to the idiot truck drivers that take so long to make a left turn that by the time its done, it's run 2 red lights while your stuck with the on coming traffic that had to stop for it.
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2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.
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I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.
by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005
Get the castarded mug.a small town im ohio that has more problems with dear running out in front of cars and ducks pooping on peoples cars than with any sort of crime except pot which we do not think of as a drug but more of a sexual enhancement device seeing as all the women in the area are homely. the town consist of six bars and 1 flashing red light. it also has a high school that consist mainly of kids whos parents are the alumni and couldnt make it in the real world.
in castalia we have whats called the duck pond which is the main entertainment in the area watching ducks screww and crap all over peoples cars.We also have a game reserve that you can watch bigger animals screww and crap on stuff
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