by drgreenthumb January 13, 2008
Get the brain cells mug.1. anal or oral (usually anal) insertion of a cell phone that rings during an event such as a movie, play, music recital or other public event where quiet is desired.
2. What the price controling and monopolistic ATT/Cingular, Nextel, Sprint, T-Mobile & Verizon do to their customers every day.
3. Using cell phones to talk to the animals. (see also cellular bestiality and "Doctor Dolittleing")
2. What the price controling and monopolistic ATT/Cingular, Nextel, Sprint, T-Mobile & Verizon do to their customers every day.
3. Using cell phones to talk to the animals. (see also cellular bestiality and "Doctor Dolittleing")
Threat of cellular sodomy:
"Turn your (insert your choice of expletive)cell phones off or we're going to shove it up your choose orafice."
Subject of cellular sodomy:
"I just got my T-Mobile bill...How could I have used all of those minutes? I've never seen a more terrible act of cellular sodomy.
Commision of cellular sodomy(bestiality):
Caller: "So, what are you wearing?"
Donkey: "Hee-haw"
Caller: "Oh yeah, me too."
"Turn your (insert your choice of expletive)cell phones off or we're going to shove it up your choose orafice."
Subject of cellular sodomy:
"I just got my T-Mobile bill...How could I have used all of those minutes? I've never seen a more terrible act of cellular sodomy.
Commision of cellular sodomy(bestiality):
Caller: "So, what are you wearing?"
Donkey: "Hee-haw"
Caller: "Oh yeah, me too."
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Get the bumpin oldies off my cellular phone mug.The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.
Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.
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