Catholic Guilt

The pitting sensation that can only be drawn through the innards of a cradle Catholic who either attended an overly scrupulous private Catholic school or was raised fearing the depths of hell to the point of regularly and, secretly, intentionally wet-dreaming. A fully developed and overly functioning conscience that has been to the other side and back will flirt on the fence with Catholic guilt, constantly deciding, approving, regretting and dismissing. It is a term used to describe the significant internal reaction to a seemingly insignificant external effect generated by a publicly unnoticeable perturbing cause. The feelings must be experienced to be understood and in most cases morally inherited to be experienced. Regardless of the pious weight associated with Catholic Guilt, it is often a feeling gestated through a morally abject thought that is hardly ever even realized and/or acted upon. It is an internalized battle bearing existential results.

In my mind: (Boy, I'm having so much fun with my new friends. We just smoked a pack of cigarettes each, and now we're about go scan for some babes.)

(Blasting down the freeway. Friend's comments/My reactions)-
Friend #1: This place fucking rocks (flicks a cig and it lands on a bench with a Planned Parenthood ad on it).

Reaction #1: I feel terrible that Planned Parenthood exists. Margaret Sanger, that bitch! To ease my pain I shift my weight off of the condom hiding in my wallet.

Friend #2: Oh sweest, look at that strip club!

Reaction #2: I vomit in my soul when I see the spot light hit the crucifix on St. Lukes' across the street.

The fact that I capitalized every "C" in "Catholic Guilt" is evidence of Catholic guilt.

by TheBlackRafter July 20, 2010

Catherine

Catherine is a god at everything and is the most popular person ever she also knows that that vape shit is gross and fucked up and she knows that drinking at age 13 is fucked up so she’s prolly gunna be our president some day and I love her so much she’s a cool bitch who is good at roblox and every sport especially soccer also she’s good at piano Catherine has 10000000000000 inside jokes with her bff and is super funny lmao I love her thx for reading hoesssssss💛🤩🥂

Who tf is that
That’s Catherine

Wow she’s cool
Ya and funny

by 69LegendGod69 February 23, 2019

pink cathedral

Slang term for vagina, not particularly vulgar.

I stormed her pink cathedral last night.

by deuterium July 26, 2004

Ratty Cathy

Someone who accidentally rats out someone during their usual stupid rambling conversations.

“...and then we were all at the bar, and Misty looked hot in that dress and everyone was looking at her. Then Laura blew a guy in the men’s room but, oh my god, this guy bought us all shots and then..”
“Wait, so Laura cheated on her boyfriend.”
“Oops, I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone” mumbled the Ratty Cathy.

No one ever told Clayton anything because he turned into a ratty Cathy after just one drink.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Penola Catholic Collage

A REALLY FUCKING SHIT SCHOOL THAT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION. THEY ONLY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING UNIFORM AND IF YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE.

Student : wow penola catholic collage is such a bad school.

by Gay_Priest June 14, 2021

catherine

a girl who never gives up hope never lets out how she feels and keeps it all locked up inside she tries to laugh but life isnt a joke.shes pretty wonderful

catherine is awesome

by minniature April 20, 2009

Catherine

A real classy lady with a pure heart and soul. Very forgiving and loved by many. A smile that can warm even the coldest heart and eyes that say so much without a word. Strong and self-willed, will do anything for those she loves.

"I wish I were more Catherine"

"Catherine, how I love you"

by WhoAmIj February 7, 2010