by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019
Get the Catalanche mug.A strong, smart, and capable man until it comes down to it and cracks down with anxiety. Will love you regardless of family, church, or gender. Caear's are amazing to hang out with when they have their alcohol but before then they'll appear sad and depressed, when they are really not. Be careful of joking around with Caears though, for they may take it serious and don't forget to pat Caears in the head for they love their good Christians
Christian: "I love me some Caesar Salad"
Josh:"You mean Caear Salad, UwU" *smiles brokenly, with hair falling out*
Caear:"Omg stop it boys or i'll fuck both of you!"
Josh:"You mean Caear Salad, UwU" *smiles brokenly, with hair falling out*
Caear:"Omg stop it boys or i'll fuck both of you!"
by I.n.k incorporated August 12, 2019
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Get the Careability mug.The inevitable result of strong Bruh Momentum. After cringe status has been reached, and a prolonged bruh occurs, the catastrophe of a Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion becomes unavoidable.
Causing massive amounts of brain hemorrhage and in many cases death, the Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion is one of the most dangerous modern occurrences. A Bruhsplosion in populated areas can result in millions of deaths from the impact, and even more from the residual bruh energy left behind, which is toxic to all lifeforms.
The only way to achieve this is with tier 4 bruh momentum, requiring a large bruh moment to begin with. Since 1973, the S.O.B (Society of Bruh) has outlawed even tier 2 bruh momentum, making a Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion rare in the wild. Since then, only 12, on record, have ever happened. They are most easily triggered by bad governmental policy.
Causing massive amounts of brain hemorrhage and in many cases death, the Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion is one of the most dangerous modern occurrences. A Bruhsplosion in populated areas can result in millions of deaths from the impact, and even more from the residual bruh energy left behind, which is toxic to all lifeforms.
The only way to achieve this is with tier 4 bruh momentum, requiring a large bruh moment to begin with. Since 1973, the S.O.B (Society of Bruh) has outlawed even tier 2 bruh momentum, making a Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion rare in the wild. Since then, only 12, on record, have ever happened. They are most easily triggered by bad governmental policy.
Person 1: "Bro we should stop selling guns to midgets"
Person 2: "Dude that's so cringe"
Person 1: *Continue's to talk about it*
Person 2: "Dude watch out, you don't want to cause a Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion"
Person 2: "Dude that's so cringe"
Person 1: *Continue's to talk about it*
Person 2: "Dude watch out, you don't want to cause a Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion"
by Burrok Pnuegin October 9, 2019
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by Fire chief May 24, 2020
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Kind of a psychopath but not always
Better for a friend than a bf
Nerdy gamer boy but actually very easy to talk to
Generally a fun person to be around
Kind of a psychopath but not always
Better for a friend than a bf
Nerdy gamer boy but actually very easy to talk to
Generally a fun person to be around
by TheSociopathGirl May 31, 2020
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