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Dirty Carrot

Noun: an act involving the transfer of dirt, sweat and/or hair from the scrotum to another person or person's possession via another object, such as a carrot, remote control, pencil, game controller, etc.
He gave him the dirty carrot in his brand new Blizzard!
by Aashe June 10, 2010
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hand picked carrot

When a lover takes a carrot and fucks their lover in the ass with it. After the recipient is satisfied their lover will "pick" the carrot from their ass and consume it.
I came so hard when John gave me that hand picked carrot, and again when i watched him bite into it and say "what's up, doc?".
by MMar775 January 7, 2011
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job's a carrot

When a job has been completed to a satisfactory standard.
"There we are, job's a carrot!" says John as stands back and admires the fence he has just finished painting.
by Tommy Thomasson March 9, 2016
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Hot Carrots

The counter response to the silly saying "cool beans".
Tom: Hey man I just got the new xbox 360 game

Chris: Cool Beans!

Mike: Naaa, Hot Carrots
by dj skimask April 15, 2009
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Ass Carrot

A complete fucking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process.
" Man, that Gina chick was all tryin to show me up at the bar last night, and then she drank a Jell-O shot and fucking puked all over her friend's tits, what an Ass Carrot!!"
by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007
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West Carroll

A school in which smellies, druggies, hicks, and crackheads attend. The teachers are pedophiles, students are druggies. It is also a school where students fall through the ceiling. The students have no respect for the teachers. The teachers have even less respect for the students. Kids that attend West Carroll most likely either own a tractor or a juul. I DO NOT recommend going to West Carroll.
That guy is wearing a West Carroll sweatshirt! RUN!
by Depressedmemegorl69420 February 2, 2020
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gay carrot

Me:Fuck me mate, a gay carrot!
Gay carrot: your in deep shit buddy
by Alfer_Rom23YT March 20, 2020
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