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carps

conyo way of saying "are you game?" because carps is short for carpet, carpet is synonymous to rug, and rug when spelled is read as "r u g," which sounds and looks like "are you g?"
a: dude i have kwento (dude i have a story)
a: meet later, are you carps?
b: anong carps (what do you mean carps)
a: yeah, as in carpet
b: anong gagawin ko sa carpet (what am i gonna do with a carpet)
a: rug
a: r u g?
a: are you g dude?
b: putangina mo (fuck you/your mom's a whore)
by h4tdog March 11, 2021
mugGet the carpsmug.

polly carp

A man named after a bikini brand
What's that guy's name? Oh yeah Polly Carp, isn't it a bikini brand too?
by nemo732 February 20, 2022
mugGet the polly carpmug.

Carping

Going mute and silent when either things aren't going your way or you need to escape the current reality to be one with yourself.
I was raging pretty hard in my Valorant game, so I started carping to try and win some rounds.
by robcooke April 14, 2025
mugGet the Carpingmug.

Radioactive Carp

Used to describe females originating in and around Niagara Falls... specifically Welland.

You can usually find them around the canal. With hair of unusual colouring... typically Green. They usually have many piercings... they use as trophies for all the fishing lines they have been freed from. They typically have an inbred look to them, the odd one may resemble an angler fish; with similar teeth. These carp are triggered easily and will attack; if you call them out on their stupidity, sleep with their man (who they also borrowed), or throw maggot water off your balcony.
“Hey bro, look at that radioactive carp over there, she’s the type a girl you pull the fuse out of the heated seats for”
by daniellaZee November 25, 2019
mugGet the Radioactive Carpmug.

Carpe Pussum

A classy way to say: Seize the Pussy. Used by effete liberal intellectuals
Donald Trump ended his last press conference trying to show off his class and intellect by stating, "Carpe Pussum!"
by Panoramaman November 22, 2016
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Carpe Diem

Something semi-literate drunk frat boys shout before participating in a gang rape.
Everyone remembers "Carpe Diem" from the film Dead Poets Society; and they shouldn't, because it honestly isn't that great of a movie.
by HeisenbergUltra May 4, 2015
mugGet the Carpe Diemmug.

Carp

Just some 8 year old on twitter who loves Popeyes and plays on a laptop
by ZoomPastThem December 28, 2019
mugGet the Carpmug.

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