tight butthole

Tight Butthole (n) -- 1. An awesome thing. 2. A really awesome thing.

"Let's just get some more drinks, and make tonight a tight butthole!"
Group: (Cheers) "TIGHT BUTTHOLE!"

Guy 1: "Dude, this bowtie is so tight butthole."

Guy 2: "No dude, that bowtie is totally loose butthole!"

by thefoldrock November 13, 2011

butthole sniper

One who snipes the butthole of another man from great distance using precision accuracy and ludacris speed

Snipes buttholes like it's his job

That butthole sniper snuck up on John from a mile away and parted his ass cheeks like the red sea.

a man with a mission

by Dane Gleesack August 8, 2008

tight butthole

when something is just perfect

Let's make this night a tight butthole

by mgooch July 7, 2011

Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)

The set of characteristics involving, but not limited to, a burning sensation around the anus and difficulty wiping. BBS often includes the associated condition of diarrhea. Though no clinical trial data exists, BBS is thought to highly correlate with the ingestion of spicy food.

I once ate a whole jar of peperoncini and then spent the next day suffering from "Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)."

by Enrique Rodriguez January 28, 2009

Butthole Bandit

A boy, who on new years thought it would be sexy to stick his fingers/fist in an unnamed girl's butthole.

There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown

Liam! What are you doing with your hand up Ana's butthole! You're being the ILL butthole bandit right now!

by jsilll February 24, 2011

Butthole cannoli

The act of curling your tongue up like a cannoli and sticking it in a butthole, the individual on the recieving end of the act often will scream HOLY CANNOLI! while its taking place

Hey Jerry did Sarah come over last night?

Yea she came over and I gave that crack whore the butthole cannoli!

My nigga!

by Big Daddy Hog Nuts June 14, 2011

Satan's Butthole

(n) A term used in beer pong when a team makes the center of the triangle resulting in a rather frustrating void in the middle of the target.

chad and jeremey lost the game because their balls repeatedly entered satan's butthole.

by gurrilladunkingonuts July 6, 2009