bumper cunt

Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.

Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!

She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt

by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

rusty bumper

When you have anal sex right after someone takes a shit and doesnt wipe.

My girlfriend just took a shit but she was so horny she let me have her rusty bumper.

by bryceb476 April 07, 2015

Bumper Butts

A game played while on the bus whereby two (or more) people repeatedly touch butts (tap ass, moon landing, etc).

"Wow that was an exhilterating game of bumper butts! I feel like I owe you a drink!"

by gjcourt November 09, 2012

Bible Bumper

Someone who cherry picks stories from the Bible for there arguments, often for hate. Also people who constantly talk about there religiousness when nobody asked, they also might have a “more righteous than thou” attitude.

Person A: “PREMARITAL SEX IS A SIN AND YOUR GOING TO HELL!”

Person B: “Look another Bible Bumper”

by That one lost remote June 10, 2021

meat bumpers

The sides of the entrance of the vagina that gives it that "taco" appearance.

I'm going to slide my cock between her meat bumpers.

by firemedicmike July 22, 2008

Bum bumper

Bum bumper is a word for a badass who is really loud and sometimes annoying but will stick up for you.

You’re a bum bumper

by Limbflowliesss May 08, 2021

Tunnel Bumper

Two or more women engaging in sexual activity with each other; Lesbians

I heard Sarah used to date women. They said she was quite the tunnel bumper.

by Grishkob September 05, 2017