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rusty bumper

When you have anal sex right after someone takes a shit and doesnt wipe.
My girlfriend just took a shit but she was so horny she let me have her rusty bumper.
by bryceb476 April 7, 2015
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bumper cunt

Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.
Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!

She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt
by Retem Nad August 18, 2006
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Bumper Butts

A game played while on the bus whereby two (or more) people repeatedly touch butts (tap ass, moon landing, etc).
"Wow that was an exhilterating game of bumper butts! I feel like I owe you a drink!"
by gjcourt November 9, 2012
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Dutch Bumper

When a lady sits her puss on a man’s anus while he’s ripping ass; causing vibrations, and leading to her cumming uncontrollably into his hole and making a stanky pie.
My girl made us beans for the third time this week. I think she’s fixin’ for another Dutch Bumper. But I still think I can feel some goop in my bum from last time, so I think I’m gonna pass.
by sci-isms June 11, 2023
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Crib Bumper

Someone who comes over to your house just for sex (and possibly weed), then leaves.
"Sorry I didn't answer your text, had a crib bumper over for a couple hours."
by sinna lol April 21, 2021
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Bible Bumper

Someone who cherry picks stories from the Bible for there arguments, often for hate. Also people who constantly talk about there religiousness when nobody asked, they also might have a “more righteous than thou” attitude.
Person A: “PREMARITAL SEX IS A SIN AND YOUR GOING TO HELL!”

Person B: “Look another Bible Bumper”
by That one lost remote June 9, 2021
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Bumper Stab

When you bump into somebody in a bumper car and stab them at the same time.
Jim: "Hey I just bumper stabbed that guy!"

Bob: "Right on! Get him again next time he comes by!"
by mdeeeeeeeeeeeee June 1, 2012
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