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Dick Burrito

The male dips his weiner into refried beans then butt fucks his ho. Immediately after he is done he dips his weiner in nacho cheese and then continues to fuck the same anus
I had to pay the whore extra to let me make a dick burrito with her
by The Bash 'em Brothers May 27, 2011
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flying burrito

When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.
A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.
by The Big Ofer March 9, 2008
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Southern Cheese burrito

The act of having anal sex with a female and ejaculating inside her anus, then letting her fart out your cum into your mouth, and then having oral sex with her and putting your cum inside her vagina, then having vaginal sex with your cum still inside her vagina.
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to do a Southern Cheese Burrito with her on our 1 year anniversary, and it was the wildest thing I have ever done.
by The Meat Train May 3, 2009
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Guido Burrito

noun: A self proclaimed Guido of Latin descent. Most common origin is the Southwest. Guido Burritos take part in normal Guido activities and live by the motto Gym, Tan, Laundry. Unlike their Italian counterparts, they are not typically as muscular. In the Guido Burrito culture it is also acceptable to use mass amounts of of hair spray, and wear a rosary solely in an attempt to be fashionable. Other Guido Burrito fashion consists of Affliction and TapouT apparel. Most common sightings occur at local bars and clubs throughout the southwest.
Look at that Guido Burrito over there. Actin' like he's straight out of Jersey. More like straight out of the barrio.
by Profreshional Production November 24, 2010
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illegal burritto

A mexican that has crossed the border illegally
Jose is a illegal Burritto
by JakeReptar October 16, 2009
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burrito grease

that bitch leaked my burrito grease on my polo and wrangler jeans!!
by friendlyfires May 19, 2009
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Burrito Jizz

The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.
Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*
by The only real ninja here February 19, 2010
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