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monkey brain belt buckle 

When you take the monkey brain you form by stretching your skin tightly around your ball sack tightening the skin till it resembles a minature brain and placing it out the top of your waist line so that it resides on your belt buckle
To create a Monkey Brain Belt Buckle. Place your brain to belt buckle position and then call upon a near by friend to bear witness to it.

one two buckle my shoe 

You shove a shoe buckle up your urethra. An act typically performed by "close" friends.
I told his girlfriend that fixing his relationship would just take the good ol one two buckle my shoe.

donkey nut buckle

when you put a girl on her hands and knees and have sexual intercourse until you both ejaculate at the same time and creates a clog in both the vagina and penis urethra making the sexual organs cripple for a few days until the clog is fixed
John: "mate lets go out and get laid tonight"
Nick: "na cant mate, she hit me with the donkey nut buckle last night"
John: "..."

texas belt buckle

A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.
As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.
texas belt buckle by joel March 9, 2005

Texas Belt Buckle

Pulling your nut sack over top of your penis out of pants to rest as a belt buckle. Leaving the penis still inside your pants only exposing the balls.
look at Dave’s Texas belt buckle!!! His nut sack is so tight it looks like it’s going to burst.
Texas Belt Buckle by S.Hoover August 20, 2019

belt buckle bunny 

A girl who really gets around
That girl is such a belt buckle bunny she has slept with like... everyone