Self-declared patriot who treats other people's existence as a personal attack. Often complains loudly about how marginalized groups get "special treatment" while ignoring every form of privilege he enjoys. Braden thinks empathy is weakness and diversity is a threat.
Braden rolls his eyes at Pride Month but never questions why beer companies and car dealerships get their own holidays. He talks about freedom constantly but wants books banned and identities erased.
Braden claims to support the troops, but only when it lets him rant online. He has strong opinions about flags, gender, and what other people do with their lives, especially when it doesn’t affect him at all.
Braden is what happens when entitlement meets insecurity and gets a Wi-Fi connection.
See also: Karen
Braden rolls his eyes at Pride Month but never questions why beer companies and car dealerships get their own holidays. He talks about freedom constantly but wants books banned and identities erased.
Braden claims to support the troops, but only when it lets him rant online. He has strong opinions about flags, gender, and what other people do with their lives, especially when it doesn’t affect him at all.
Braden is what happens when entitlement meets insecurity and gets a Wi-Fi connection.
See also: Karen
A Braden just called Pride attention seeking, while filming himself in front of military stuff he didn’t earn, wearing a gym shirt that’s never been to a gym.
by MacyDayZee June 16, 2025
Get the Bradenmug. by Divgibftjbcg October 17, 2019
Get the Bradenmug. by Chickenzrule November 22, 2019
Get the Bradenmug. A ginger male that lives in a alpha male only household. This man is bred to CS:GO and chase 12 year old girls. Usually you can find him smoking the ganja and sucking dick for a gram. It is unknown his origin of his ancestors but they are most likely part of the non circumcised cult of america.
" Have you seen Braden "the skin" fetters mile long forskin?
"Yes, its obvious its like 50 feet long"
"Yes, its obvious its like 50 feet long"
by Twonumber9s February 7, 2021
Get the Braden "the skin" fettermug. A tall fuck that likes to rape little children. He is banned from all school grounds and has time stay 420 yards away all play grounds. He also plays Dragon ballz, clash of clans, and Minecraft.
by Flasch March 18, 2019
Get the Braden Larsonmug. a man that doesn’t actually like or love his gf he just couldn’t get over his ex and instead looked for a distraction and trauma bonded!
by standinonbusiness July 23, 2025
Get the bradenmug. Braden well the one I knew was really fun a sweet fun could be very aggravating at times very bold but only when he wanted to be but one this is for sure he always said how he felt and was always upfront so if your lucky to come by one don’t lose them
by Mrs.pollor July 5, 2022
Get the Bradenmug.