man boobs

chris' massive man tits

arnt they sexy!

by Pixel August 13, 2002

boobs

The greatest thing that has happened to mankind. Makes men horny; Things to look at when you are talking to a girl.

Dude!!! Look at the size of those boobs! *gets a boner*

by dat high muthafucka June 11, 2006

boobs

According to most guys, they are the greatest pillow in the world, but gentleman take concerne into knowing that having your head on a woman's breats for so long starts to make them quite sore, i know from experience. And a way to thank them isn't by twisting them (ow)

After he used my boobs as pillows for 4 hours he finally woke up from his deep sleep.

by Mamimi May 14, 2005

Boobs

Boobs. Much like My Little Pony they're something meant for children that grown men absolutely love playing with.

Boobs aren't actually sexual objects. They're hot af, no denying that though

by MaybeDeadCat August 7, 2015

stealth boobs

boobs which upon first inspection look small/proportional, however on closer inspection they are abnormally large.

'did you realize she is a DD?!?!'
'no, you are kidding! they never look that big.'
'total stealth boobs.'

by jmo-nster June 11, 2009

Retarded boobs

Boobs at extremeties i.e right boob extremely apart from the left boob

Ana has retarded boobs

by International expedetioner June 16, 2018

man boobs

Anson Pham's massive chest

by 50 cent March 31, 2003