crouchy bollock

Another way of refering to someone with the surname "Crouch"

Oi stop being such a crouchy bollock

by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016

shitty bollocks

a word used to express anger at something when it goes wrong

(just stood in dog shit) 'ohh shitty bollocks'

by elvisrocks321 July 11, 2009

bollock eyes

When someone is completely blind to a situation.

Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?

Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!

Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!

Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!

by sixxon June 18, 2007

bollock rooney

Were you slap someone in the face while they are asleep and dangle your bollocks in front of their face

I gave Kai a bollock Rooney last night

by Bumhole winnit December 04, 2016

Bollock fart

Bollock fart

I slapped my bollock and let rip therefore I gave off a bollock fart

by Mr cotton socks May 29, 2020

Buggery Bollocks

General adjective to express dismay

Buggery Bollocks I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...

by fitz_foxhunter July 30, 2006

trolly bollock

a troll that speaks bollocks

you call someone a trolly bollock which means they speak bollocks and look like a troll. e.g omg that tylers such a trolly bollock !

by the amazingly amazing October 12, 2020