boufs

When you blow cocaine up each other’s asshole

Hey let’s do boufs

Dona and Brittany did boufs last night

by ASIANASIANASIANDICK August 21, 2018

bofuf

Slang term for homosexual.
See also:
gay
ass monger
homosexual
faggot
fag
big gay al
rainbow happy friend
fabulous

Becky:Hey, what about Nick?
Cindy:Nick is bofuf
Becky. Oh...maybe he'll like my friend Dan.

by Richard1986 August 4, 2006

Bogus Lotto

A set up whereby someone is led to believe that they have in fact won the Lotto.

The person who's name is Leigh records the Lottery Programme, notes the winning numbers and buys a ticket the following week with these numbers on and gives it to his wife. On Saturday they both sit down as the show starts but it's 'run VT' and she doesn't realise but she is now watching last weeks show. He shares in the 'excitement' as all the numbers come up, the bastard has even included the Bonus Ball - AS WELL. He then lets her phone up Lottery HQ to claim her prize....hey why not? It's ONLY a joke... :-0

"OK Mrs X I will need a few examples of unreasonable behaviour to put before the court"

1. Bogus Lotto
2. Donkey Punches
3. He wears stockings and has a vibrator up his ass most times we have sex.
4. Conducts "Builder's Inspections" at customer's houses.
5. Casts lead weights in the shape of gold bars and paints them accordingly, ages coins with bleach and 'lets me find both while scuba diving on shipwrecks with him.

Thank you Mrs X, that should do nicely.

Leigh......you're one in a million but we all love you!

by Brucester September 18, 2006

Bonusday

A day in the course of the week where you thought that it had already occured giving whats seems to be an extra day of the week.

Guy #1: All of Thursday I thought it was Friday. So now that it is Friday, it is like today is an extra day of the week.

Guy #2: Yeah man, me too. Today is Bonusday

by RoyVA6 March 26, 2010

Bous

Another word used to describe a group of male homo sapiens and normally know as "the boys"

The bous and me are going to get fucking roocked tonight.

by TwistedCord June 21, 2018

bogus gasman

wee fanny that goes round pensioners houses to rob them, theyre usually neds or pedos

guy 1-‘open this door for i am a bogus gasman here to ransack ur hoose’
guy 2-‘no for i have this magic peephole’

by davidmurphy September 4, 2019

Baloney Bonus

The act of wrapping your johnson in lunch meat before putting on a condom in order to give her that extra bit of girth.

It was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday so I hooked her up with a baloney bonus when she got home from work.

by Baloney Bonus June 28, 2012