bludgen

Bludgen-To beat powerfully with force with an object of great mass. Usually to hurt a friend in playfull manner.

-He was bludgened with a rubber bat
-John bludgened Steve with his inflatable hammer

by Shawn May 13, 2005

blogger

Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Steve is a blogger on Xanga. He is a egotistical narcosist.

by Nic, on behalf of Maddox February 15, 2006

bloggerella

An infamous online stalker that stays online 23.5 hours of the day. Someone who specializes in creating internet drama and telling lies. Someone who neglects their children and home because they are too busy online. Someone who does not have a real life outside of the internet.

That girl, Saha, is always online starting trouble. She's a true bloggerella.

by Miss Bee January 9, 2009

bloggecution

When someone suffers the end of their career via bloggers}. Truth the pen is mightier than the sword.

Man, that due Imas suffered a bloggecution. The wouldn't quit typing until he was fired.

by Fredman April 30, 2007

Bloggertising

1. People who send shit to bloggers to get them to recommend it, or give interviews, or send press to get them to post something. It is part of guerrilla advertising.

2. To convince the blogger to post about you, or talk
positively about your product .

1.He sent in a sample of his product to the new "go to" blog in hope to get some good bloggertising"

2. John posted a good review of my web site on his blog.
The bloggertising paid off with lots of hits.

by mwukes October 15, 2009

Bloggering

Someone who talks a load of shit. It takes an hour to tell you a 30 second story!!! Friends generally nod off during the bloggering, could be in a pub, cafe, on a funfair, nowhere is safe!

He was bloggering for 45 minutes to tell me about his 5 minute car journey

by Elagne Shar April 10, 2010

Blogerific

An adjective used to describe a great blog post or blog. Anything related to a blog or blog post that is terrific thus becomes, "blogerific."

Man, the Big Daddy's blog is so blogerific.

by thebigdaddy June 3, 2010