Chi Blocker

Inspired by the Chi Blockers on the TV show avatar, a real life chi blocker is a person who emotionally blocks you from getting high. Someone who is such a killjoy, that no matter how much weed you smoke, you won't get high while they're around.

I tried to get high with my dad, but he's still such a chi blocker for me, it's impossible to get high around him!

I smoked like three joints with Jennifer last night, but i didn't feel even a little high...that girl is one powerful chi blocker!

by Chi-Blocker May 30, 2018

isle blockers

A group of two or more people blocking the aisle in your favorite retailer.

I really wanted some Ruffles but there were a bunch of Isle Blockers in the way, so I went to get some aluminum foil first.

by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018

bowel blocker

A person who either intentionally or inadvertently prevents another person from having a movement.

I can't poop with an audience and I have three kids, two dogs and a wife who don't believe in privacy. My life is full of bowel blockers.

by benthered October 20, 2013

Cockless Blocker

A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.

Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink)

Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong

Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.

by Silverback Sweep May 25, 2012

Hater Blockers

Puttin' on ur dark Black Ray Ban Sun Glasses to block out all them haters and ur people talkin' shit around u.

Give me a light, so I can smoke, and get my ( Hater Blockers) on, so I can chill and ignore this shit, yo!

by Nancybelle August 23, 2016

Rock Blocker

Dating someone with an aversion to the institution of marriage or the idea of getting married.

He had once had beautiful dreams of his ceremony until he started dating the Rock Blocker.

by Reddeadroses May 21, 2019

Cock Blocker

an usually ugly, overweight, rejected or frustated woman or Feminazi lesbo that always is trying to stop a man from wooing one of her female friends ( usually her best friend)by brainwashing her against him.

" Im tired of that cock blocker bee itch ! always brainwashing Lucille"

by gigantus April 16, 2006