Shit Blister (verb)
A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
by Mr.Blister October 8, 2007
Get the shit blister mug.by SandKouf March 16, 2008
Get the blit mug.1) A man without troubles, yet troubled by the exact same thing which temporarily eliminates his troubles in the first place. A man about town, but one which is being chased for socially unacceptable behaviour. A man with small ideas but massive potential. A man with a vision, such a vision which will be smashed come morning or soberness.
2)Someone whose Drank to much
2)Someone whose Drank to much
"Look out, Bifti's coming!"
"I wouldnt do that unless I was Bifti"
"You've got us into another fine mess Bifti"
"Just this once Bifti"
"I wouldnt do that unless I was Bifti"
"You've got us into another fine mess Bifti"
"Just this once Bifti"
by Anon. June 10, 2006
Get the Bifti mug.by Inferno Oreste November 17, 2010
Get the Bifter mug.A slang term given to the lumps of rock found on ski slopes that need to be "De-Bifterd" in order to remove them
by NaFB June 18, 2013
Get the Bifter mug.by Funk Doc ak Reggie Noble December 12, 2006
Get the blinted mug.Chris: eww, I popped my blister and all the blisterjuice is coming out..
Sophie: stop your making me gag
Chris: ITS EVERYWHERE!
Sophie: *throws up*
Sophie: stop your making me gag
Chris: ITS EVERYWHERE!
Sophie: *throws up*
by Sophanator May 15, 2007
Get the BlisterJuice mug.