Berta

The best people ever. Her name means "the brilliant one". She can be a baby sometimes, and quine irrelevant. She always has a "Cesco" behind, and everyone loves her.

OMG look at Berta and Cesco; so cute!

by pedorruta October 16, 2020

bert mccracken

Singer for The Used, amazing lyricist, awesome, funny, crazy, fun, nice, and hot...

Bert McCracken is so awesome... you'll meet him and want to hump his leg!

by Ashlee McC. July 26, 2003

bert lopez

A verb pertaining to Bert Lopez, a New Mexico State police officer who was caught having sex with a woman on the hood of his squad car by a private security camera, bert lopezing means:

1., any sexual act involving a police officer.

2., to literally or figuratively be taken behind a building by an authority, bent over backwards, and fucked.

Alt.: bert, lopez, 'pez.

PP.: bert lopezed, berted, lopezed, pezzed.

Ger.: bert lopezing, berting, lopezing, pezzing.

"I totally want to bert lopez that cop groupie."

"I just parked there for like, five minutes, and I got lopezed with a ticket for $200!"

"Oh, the sergeant's off berting some broad, he'll be back in five."

by SCAxman September 3, 2011

Hot Bertha

The act of two partners bending over and going ass to ass and thaking a shit at the same time. However sometimes if the two partners both have diarreha it can rsult in a 'Bertha Fountain'.

Rosalie and Brett left a giant mess in the bedroom after doing a few rounds of hot berthas in there.

by Mr. C Dub January 22, 2010

bert mccracken

bert mccracken is the singer from the coolest band The Used.i cant even explain how fucken awesome bert is..theirs just no words to describe him.i just want to hug him and never let go.i love you bert!<3

i have no clue what im doing.rock on bert mccracken.

by aikoalala September 25, 2005

bert mccracken

yay yay yay!! bert makes me happy my sisters and friends dont understand its not about looks (or even heigene<bad spelling) its somthing i cant explain

and his eyes are amazing

by Susie August 16, 2003

bertie

To throw up/vomit/be sick.

Often but not specifically after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

i.
Person at a party:

*downs an alcoholic beverage then lurches forward with their hand over their mouth*

Everyone else in the vacinity:

"DON'T BERTIE! DON'T BERTIE!"

ii.
Person talking about a party:
"...and he drank half a bottle of straight gin, then bertied in a flowerpot."

iii.
Person who feels sick:
"Eurghh i think i'm gonna bertie."

by Rosaliiie May 7, 2009