Blendered

Being blinded in a blinder

In stead of saying I will blow you say you will be blendered

by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018

Blendered

When you blend someone

You will be blendered

by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020

Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on

My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night

by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013

Blender

Someone who is complicated unstable hard and going to ruin your life

-Hey He's got milkshake material
-Nah I dont think so he is going ruin everything torture your soft heart like a blender

by Heykeymeykey November 14, 2019

blender

I STUCK MY DICK IN TO IT!!!!!!!!

omg he stuck is dick in to a blender

by nutsuckerrioueyiugharuhefahlua January 17, 2022

Polystyrene sex blender

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).

I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender

by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023