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I STUCK MY DICK IN TO IT!!!!!!!!
omg he stuck is dick in to a blender
by nutsuckerrioueyiugharuhefahlua January 17, 2022
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Blender

Someone who is complicated unstable hard and going to ruin your life
-Hey He's got milkshake material
-Nah I dont think so he is going ruin everything torture your soft heart like a blender
by Heykeymeykey November 14, 2019
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Blender

The boys blended it in the oleaster, blending it as nurses.
He pulled a blender and blended her snap, then pussy
by lubricaya shon May 20, 2024
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blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
##### - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

###### Someone said cocks?

##### - Cabbage

#### - What is wrong with these people smh my head

########### Oh hi ####, i feel like i want to say once again, i love you so much, you and ### are so talented
by blender stan May 22, 2024
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Blender

¹ A common kitchen appliance used to quickly chop up and 'blend' food. It will usually turn most things you put into it either into chunks or paste.

² A modeling software/tool created by Ton Roosendaal in Denmark.
¹ Yo, can you blend the pickles again?

² BRO BLENDER CRASHED AGAIN! I WAS JUST RUNNING A CLOTH SIMULATION
by yogha August 29, 2023
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The Blender

Sexual act of shitting in someone’s vagina, inserting the penis and pissing inside, then continuing to fuck until orgasm
Your mom and I performed the blender last night
by BigThotThiccBoi November 1, 2023
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blender

a machine that spins to grind food into liquid, usually a smoothie.
Don't put your hand in the blender
Use the blender to make a smoothie
by Billiam Beaver May 21, 2017
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