Blaster Shit

A shit that is accompanied by a large amount of gas under pressure.

John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.

Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'

John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.

Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'

John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.

by Crazy49 February 27, 2019

milk blasters

Gigantic big ol' titties.

Look at the Gigantic milk blasters on her.

by Subwoofter October 16, 2019

Rodeo Blaster

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl while simultaneously fondling, you might say massaging, your testicles and scrotum.

So she was doing me cowgirl and I freaked out when she did a 180 and grabbed my sack! Then she said, "Relax! Haven't you ever had a rodeo blaster."

The first time I got a rodeo blaster, it changed my life.

by pwdr March 9, 2010

Air Blaster

Singular of Air Blasterz, a air conditioner.

Roomate: Could you turn up the Air Blaster?
Me: Yeah, sure.

by suxti July 22, 2019

boston blaster

when you spray shit on your partners chest

give me a boston blaster

by blastermotions November 11, 2017

grundle blaster

The separate hair clipper that men of Middle Eastern, Southern or Eastern Eurpean descent own, keep and segregate apart from any and all other household hair cutting devices and tools for the sole and explicit purpose of trimming their grundle.

Hey Mufasa, have you seen my Grundle Blaster?

by Shark week! October 11, 2015

Cheek Blaster

A person that likes to hit it from the back.

To pipe someone’s cheeks in an extreme way.

You’re such a cheek blaster bro.

I’m an extreme cheek blaster.

by Lyra141 September 21, 2019