barmaid

Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.

Where were you?


Getting blown round the back.

That barmaid sure is easy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

blame

Early 70's american ghetto slang for something that is good, an alternative to 'fly' or 'phat'.

TD: Hey man, what d'you think of ma new threads, man?

BP: Whoa, my man, them threads be blame!

by Tommy Dangerous September 9, 2012

Blam

The sound of a man's penis when he slaps it across someone's face.

As he stood there looking at her wide eyes, he hauled his elephant piece and slugged her across the face. Blam!

by Somebodyyoumightknow November 24, 2011

Barmanizing

To say a joke over and over again until it becomes mass torture to hear it.

Many people are Barmanizing the joke "More chins than a Chinese phonebook" and have been for many, many years.

by JewBass127 November 5, 2010

blarmen

A gay word that means your a homo.

Hes so blarmen he bends over for every guy.

by Jackwanda May 1, 2008

blame the man

Similar to shit happens, it is when something usually happens that is against one's will, they tend to blame the man. Could be anything from not winning the lottery, getting fired from work, or your girl/boyfriend breaking up with you since the man seems to always be the one causing everything.

Matt: Aww it's going to rain on the day I'm supposed to go to the water park. This sucks! Why did you only plan it for one day?

Steve: Blame the man. Not me.

by prof. frink July 14, 2006

I blame FedEx

To blame procrastination on FedEx, when there is no other available alibi.

I have a lot of work to do tonight. I don't wanna do it. ...I blame FedEx!

by 0Hamster0 December 9, 2008