(Adjective): When your financial game is so strong, even your bank account gives you a high- five every time you check your balance. Synonymous with ‘in the money.’
“Once he mastered the Blausey theory, he was so ‘in the money’ Warren Buffet was calling for financial advice!”
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Get the Blausey mug.Northeastern US term for a type of fart and/or fart sound. Was actually surprised the term wasnt here on this site already.But the blapper is also one of the most common farts in existence (or types of farts/fart sounds). A blapper fart is derived from having either really wet or really dry buttcheeks and requires medium to high pressure, but its not a "push" fart, its actually a naturally occuring type of fart. The name is derived from the sound and is caused by the either wetness or dryness of the space between the buttcheeks, but is much more common when said space is wet. One common fact about the Blapper is that it happens almost 98% of the time after a shower or bath. The other 2% unfortunately, typically, is the result of a shart or having monkeybutt. Verb; Blappin'.
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Blaised (adj.)
A state of elevated chill achieved when you’re feeling both “blazed” and “blessed.” Coined in honour of Blaise, the coolest Frenchman to ever grace a smoking sesh with his presence. When you’re “blaised,” you’re not just simply high, you’re on another spectrum — serene, enlightened, and feeling grateful you desire what you already have.
A state of elevated chill achieved when you’re feeling both “blazed” and “blessed.” Coined in honour of Blaise, the coolest Frenchman to ever grace a smoking sesh with his presence. When you’re “blaised,” you’re not just simply high, you’re on another spectrum — serene, enlightened, and feeling grateful you desire what you already have.
“Bro, I just hit that zoot and now I’m so blaised... life’s good, man.”
For those moments when regular “blazed” just doesn’t aptly describe the phenomenal experience, and you’re feeling a little extra refined.
For those moments when regular “blazed” just doesn’t aptly describe the phenomenal experience, and you’re feeling a little extra refined.
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Get the Blaise mug.A Scottish slang term describing a small behind or backside, often used humorously or affectionately. Typically refers to someone whose back is leading directly into their notably petite rear end.
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**Blasenschlang**
*Noun, ˈblæsənˌʃlæŋ*
**Definition:** A neologistic term in sexual medicine referring to the act of oral intercourse (fellatio or cunnilingus), emphasizing the anatomical and physiological interaction between the mouth and genitalia. The term denotes a dynamic, flexible coordination of oral musculature (notably M. orbicularis oris and M. buccinator) and stimulation via the tongue and lips, targeting the sensitive nerve endings of the genital region (e.g., N. pudendus).
**Etymology:** A hybrid word creation combining “blasen” (German for blowing or sucking, colloquially linked to oral stimulation) and “schlang” (shortened from “Schlange,” German for snake, alluding to fluid, serpentine motion). The term was coined by a former priest from Michigan, USA, who is doing Musical entertainment today who introduced it within the context of an informal medico-sexual discourse.
**Usage:** Employed in sexual therapy and medical education to provide a precise yet evocative description of oral intercourse, encompassing both anatomical and psychosocial dimensions.
**Example:** “The Blasenschlang technique may be recommended as part of sexual therapy interventions to enhance partner communication and intimacy.”
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**Blasenschlang**
*Noun, ˈblæsənˌʃlæŋ*
**Definition:** A neologistic term in sexual medicine referring to the act of oral intercourse (fellatio or cunnilingus), emphasizing the anatomical and physiological interaction between the mouth and genitalia. The term denotes a dynamic, flexible coordination of oral musculature (notably M. orbicularis oris and M. buccinator) and stimulation via the tongue and lips, targeting the sensitive nerve endings of the genital region (e.g., N. pudendus).
**Etymology:** A hybrid word creation combining “blasen” (German for blowing or sucking, colloquially linked to oral stimulation) and “schlang” (shortened from “Schlange,” German for snake, alluding to fluid, serpentine motion). The term was coined by a former priest from Michigan, USA, who is doing Musical entertainment today who introduced it within the context of an informal medico-sexual discourse.
**Usage:** Employed in sexual therapy and medical education to provide a precise yet evocative description of oral intercourse, encompassing both anatomical and psychosocial dimensions.
**Example:** “The Blasenschlang technique may be recommended as part of sexual therapy interventions to enhance partner communication and intimacy.”
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**Example sentence:**
"After a romantic evening, she jokingly told him that the 'BlasenSchlang' was the perfect culmination of the day."
"After a romantic evening, she jokingly told him that the 'BlasenSchlang' was the perfect culmination of the day."
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Get the Blasenschlang mug.Politically Correct term for "Lying Cunt". Call any lying c-word a Blasey Ford and they will instantly show you their reptilian poison by hissing. After that tell them "Comet Ping Pong called... they want to know if your showing u for adrenochrome hits tonight.." sick freaks.. Epstein Island loving c-words.
I called that bitch Margaret Sanger a Blasey Ford after she said that Planned Parenthood wasn't invented to exterminate the Blacks.
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