Blackberry Bordem

The act of sending emails from a blackberry when bored in a meeting, these emails would not normaly be sent unless the sender needs to waste time.

I could tell that my boss is in a meeting suffering from Blackberry Bordem because he just forwarded me four emails to point out what scorecards I'm red on.

by Clamhand August 30, 2009

Backfarted

When a male human farts, and the produced gas comes up through the front, bubbling underneath the subjects testicles. The horrid smell gasses the farter, making them severely nauseous, to the point of barfing on oneself.

Oh man! I needed to fart so bad, felt it coming up and decided to let it rip, suddenly I realized, it backfarted! I almost killed myself!

by letrollie October 24, 2017

BlackBerry

someone who knows every fact and everything about eveything

Example 1:

Girl1: Yeah, omg it was Patricks birthday today

Girl2: wow your sucha blackberry

Example 2:

Girl1: i no shes 16 now she can get her G1 for 6 months and drive legaly with someone thats a legalized driver in the car

Girl2: um okay blackberry

by kay true February 24, 2009

blackberry

A loud, rude, flatuation sound, made with the anus (similar to raspberry).

You would expect the occasional blackberry from some of the investors at the RIM stockholder's meeting.

by billthecat November 12, 2012

blackbeard

placing your scrotum on a shoulder

man, that dude got blackbearded severly.....lets go try it

by 600 rexoR tnegA May 13, 2005

Blackard

That one bitch in the back of the classroom in a dark hoodie that you don't wanna fuck with. Is stoned half the time, addicted to nicotine, piercings, tattoos and dogs. Does kickboxing while drinking a handle a night. Likes fast cars and illegal activities.

But wants to join the army.

Don't worry about pull out game, a Blackard is most likely stronger than yours

by Ooops187 March 22, 2020

Blackbeard

The act of shitting in your hand, placing your penis on their shoulder like a bird, and smearing the feces on their face as if it were a beard.

"He was fast asleep. I could've blackbearded him so bad."

by Me February 18, 2004