A Black Bogan is a Bogan that is black and lives in/was born in Australia.
Things that make somebody a Bogan:
-Low IQ
-They got pregnant in their teen years and became a teen mum that still lives at home with THEIR mum and so the child lives with it's grandma (Bogans generally only have one parent not two parents at home so they were raised by a single mum and then they turned into a single mum).
-They don't know who their baby daddy is because they had sex with too many guys to rule out who the father is. The child has no father on it's birth certificate due to it's mum sleeping around.
-They definitely dropped out of school just to become a hooker or a drug dealer.
-They walk out the door with messy hair (that looks they just got rooted) because they think brushing their hair is a waste of time.
-Their teeth looks yellow and uncared for.
-They love to smoke and vape.
-They receive a payment from centrelink.
-They are diagnosed with Aspergers and use that as an excuse to be an asshole that says whatever they want without any regard to how it makes other people feel.
-They do drugs with strangers.
-They have sex in public and complain when people look at them (it's probably because most bogans still live with their parents because they're too broke and lazy to move out).
-They wear inappropriate clothes
but they will get irritated when the police have to stop them in the middle of the street for public indecency.
Things that make somebody a Bogan:
-Low IQ
-They got pregnant in their teen years and became a teen mum that still lives at home with THEIR mum and so the child lives with it's grandma (Bogans generally only have one parent not two parents at home so they were raised by a single mum and then they turned into a single mum).
-They don't know who their baby daddy is because they had sex with too many guys to rule out who the father is. The child has no father on it's birth certificate due to it's mum sleeping around.
-They definitely dropped out of school just to become a hooker or a drug dealer.
-They walk out the door with messy hair (that looks they just got rooted) because they think brushing their hair is a waste of time.
-Their teeth looks yellow and uncared for.
-They love to smoke and vape.
-They receive a payment from centrelink.
-They are diagnosed with Aspergers and use that as an excuse to be an asshole that says whatever they want without any regard to how it makes other people feel.
-They do drugs with strangers.
-They have sex in public and complain when people look at them (it's probably because most bogans still live with their parents because they're too broke and lazy to move out).
-They wear inappropriate clothes
but they will get irritated when the police have to stop them in the middle of the street for public indecency.
Guy 1: See that Black Bogan with the pram and messy hair?
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: Ignore her because she's looking for attention.
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: Ignore her because she's looking for attention.
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