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boner binder

1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.
Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.
by issybelle June 21, 2010
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Bonner

Yea It's Actually A Last Name And Some Dumb A** People Think It's BONER. Bonner Sounds Like Bonn-Ner. Boner Is Bone-Ner.
Kid 1: Hey You Know That New Kid?

Kid 2: Who?

Kid 1: (First Name) Bonner

Kid 2: Yea I Know That Dude
by MusicNTattoos August 9, 2009
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Binders

Devices generally used to store documents, schoolwork, and leaflets of paper, yet Mitt Romney apparently somehow uses them to store his women.
Jack: Hey man check out these big ass binders I just got at Office Depot.
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
by Terminus_Est October 23, 2012
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banner

a person that will do anything for attention; a flashy or flamboyount person; someone drawing attention to themselves; (like a flashy advertising banner online)
-Dude, your girlfriends' a total banner.
-Why's that banner doing naked cartwheels?
-You can see her nice ass in her miniskirt, man I love banners.
-Check out that guy shouting in his cellphone, what a banner.
-That blond chick was such a banner in high school.
by imurfriend January 18, 2008
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bonnerific

An adjective that describes an action that a woman does to a man that will most likely give him a long lasting erection
Woah! I just hooked up with that blonde chick in my van!...sooo bonnerific

It was bonnerific when my teacher kept me late after class to let me spank her with a ruler because shes been a naughty teacher.
by rubixcube March 28, 2008
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Bunner

A slang term for hardcore member of the Apostolic Lutheran Church. Generally can be seen dressed in hunter’s camouflage, dirty/damaged jeans, etc. The males tend to drive Nissan or Toyota pickups, and sometimes if they’re lucky, a full size Ram or Ford. The vehicles are sometimes lifted, poorly. Since the Trump-era they have not been shy about their staunch right-wing conservative views and their trucks can be seen adorned with “Let’s Go Brandon” and “Don’t Tread On Me” flags as well as the occasional “Confederate Jack”. The families drive vans seeing as most families have about a dozen kids, since their religion frowns upon protected sex.
Bunners are banned from doing many things by their churches. They can’t watch tv, use computers, drink, sue or anything else deemed “bad.” The only bad thing they can do is use tobacco products, and they use them extensivly. Almost all bunners smoke and/or chew.

Because of this, Bunners have to find other forms of entertainment. Some examples are: muddin’, huntin’, shootin’, spittin’, chewin’, fightin’, smokin’ and just being d-cks to non-bunners.
In some areas such as the Battle Ground Washington area, bunners are very prevalent. In school, it is not uncommon to have more than one bunner from the same family in the same class. If you take higher-level classes, you are less likely to come across Bunners. Bunners are not very intelligent and most don’t plan on attending college which means they must work in trades such as construction.
“Hey, have you ever been to Battle Ground Washington? I’d watch out for the Bunners, you’ll know when you seem them.”

by Loki Valentine July 20, 2022
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Binned

The act of being terminated from one's employment, from most large organizations, where they don't respect people when they are let go. They're handed a package, and often escorted out the door. Tossed out with the trash, so to speak. As in the UK, the term binned means to throw in the trash.
"I really liked my job. Unfortunately, yesterday, I was binned."
by gotcha123 December 6, 2013
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