Biden

A man who calls out malarkey when he sees it.

Don't bring your malarkey in here bitch, or Imma Biden yo ass!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019

Dutch Bidet

(Noun) A phenomenon that happens when, while seated and taking a dump, the toilet water splashes onto your asshole, expediting the cleaning and wiping process as if you were using a French bidet.

AKA, Mexican Bidet

Dump-taker: Dude, I dropped a rock-solid deuce yesterday and got such splashback, my ass has never been cleaner before wiping.

Dump-taker's friend: Ah, yes - the classic Dutch Bidet. Why bother renovating the bathroom when you can get one of those?

by Benito Sucio August 29, 2010

Accidental Bidet

When taking a large shit and it hits the water with such force that the water comes back and splashes your cornhole.

Victoria had chipotle for lunch and multiple alcoholic beverages the night before. The combination of beer shits and chipotle had her prairie dogging until she finally reached the toilet. While unleashing the cracken on the can, the shit splashed the water with enough weight for the water to splash back up and hit her butthole. To which she reacted, "Ah how refreshing, the ole accidental bidet."

by leilanotthesong October 12, 2012

bidenfreude

A feeling of great relief with a complete absence of joy

When Joe Biden won the presidency I felt a great amount of bidenfreude

by becktionary November 7, 2020

bidefile

The voters, stalkers and lovers of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

He is a staunch bidefile, he would never even think about fraternizing with a trumpster.

by DeCookDeBBQ December 19, 2020

Biden Derangement Syndrome

Abbreviated BDS, when people irrationally criticize Joe Biden for manufactured controversies created on right-wing media, with the criticisms often being hypocritical

Biden Derangement Syndrome was spread to millions of people through the air waves of Fox News.

by UrbanDefinitionMaker August 26, 2021

bider

To copy someone or someone's actions.

Joe often uses the phrase "What happened?" after something he says something he should'nt have or when hes done something he should'nt have.

Tom said the wrong thing and people looked at him funny. Tom says "What happened?"

Tom is a bider.

by CoreyC March 11, 2008