Bettado

Used to confirm that you have received the instructions to do something and have resigned to the fact that you are going to do it.

Spoken with a cut accent and possibly a deflated voice... Betta - do

Can be used with Bettaneye Bettenyou see other definitions

Spelling is traditionally open to interpretation

Lolly "You gonna do the washing up before mum gets home? or she'll kill you"

Pop "Bettado"

(pop, does the washing up)

by thewave103 July 9, 2009

Better Marriage Blanket

Better Marriage Blanket is the stupidest real thing you will see.
YouTube it and you will see it is made to absorb farts while sleeping with significant other.

John: (Faaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttt)
Mary: it would smell if we didnt have the better marriage blanket

by Werd backwards Is me! September 9, 2010

better place tax

A figurative tax that's imposed on people who do a job that benefits society, or as the "Silicon Valley" cliche goes, "makes the world a better place." Because more people want to do meaningful jobs than worthless ones, the pay tends to be lower. The opposite is the douchebag bonus, where someone makes more money for doing a job that contributes zero or negative value to society.

Jimmy works as as a researcher who has made significant advances in cancer treatment, but he only makes $70k a year because of the better place tax. Meanwhile, Chazz the hedge fund manager gets a huge douchebag bonus and managed to rake in $10 million last year even though all he did was lose a bunch of rich people a bunch of money.

by Nicholas D July 25, 2015

bettering

when a significant-other preens his or her loved-one in the morning, or before a party, so that the loved-one appears better socially in order to better represent the significant-other’s choice in a mate

Me: “My girlfriend keeps choosing the outfits that I wear to work, and she also combs my hair every morning.” Friend: “Yeah, she’s bettering you...”

by saucyBdog August 19, 2019

Betterder

When things are better than better

Kyle, you made this piece of cake betterderby adding nuts.

by step4tac August 31, 2021

Better Loch Ness Time

The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"

Thought up by Nadia Meinertz

Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then

by OpelKadetja+KajBajer October 21, 2022

BetterThanJosh

Someone who is better than josh, aka a brodie.

Brodie is BetterThanJosh

by RealEatham October 10, 2023