Snotty little betch

a close girlfriend who mocks you for little inablities

jody "can you stop mocking me?"
carly "no not likely"
jody "snotty little betch"

by Jody Martin January 27, 2008

Botchy Notch

A hilarious group of women from the May 2011 BB with the uncanny ability to get under the skin of anyone who doesn’t understand what an inside joke is. Also, botchy notches will never answer a stupid question with “words you want to hear” just to affirm your horrible parenting choices. If a mother wants to feed her 2 month old baby rice cereal just to make him/her sleep better, a botchy notch will never tell you its okay. If you are looking for someone to tell you what you are doing is a good idea even when you know it isn’t, do not ask a botchy notch, for she tells no lies.

Botchy notches find humor even in the most mundane places, because a life without laughter is no life at all.
Oh and according to some people’s example of a definition, botchy notches are “narky”.

Someone once told me it was ok to let my 2 week old cry herself to sleep, is that a good idea? OMG NO!!! Ask a botchy notch she'll tell you why!

by UnicornLOVER5000 July 29, 2011

Doing a batchy

To shoot the correct amount of bullets in a final killcam on Modern Warfare 2.

Haha, he's doing a batchy

by 1337SonOfABitch August 24, 2010

betchitude

Level of betchyness. How bitchy/"betchy" someone is.

"Wow, your betchitude is very high today."

by Zoey Tenaiy January 29, 2009

Beachy

When someone gives you a hand job under the towel on a beach.

My wife gave me a beachy in Mexico and nobody knew!

by JDawgBroncos1! July 1, 2018

rent-a-betch

A person who is asked to take poor, lazy, trifling people around the town like they're some kind of Taxi, without any reimbursement. Almost like an obligation of sorts. A rent-a-betch's clients will take over their radio, blow cigarette smoke in their face, tend to have a creepy fetish of McDonald's "Tarta' Sauce!", call everyone walking down the street names, leave trash in their car and talk smack about them the whole time. Their clients have also been known to throw burning cigarettes out of the car, especially at gas stations and homeless people. It's a dangerous & dirty job. Someone has to do it.... might as well be you, Betch.

"Hey, where's a rent-a-betch when you need one?! I need to sell my food stamps for crack before my baby-daddy get home with that worrisome ass kid."

"Rent-a-betch, I need to get to the hospital ASAP! I have a tumor in my eye, a bladder infection, herpes and I may be pregnant. You will sit with me for six hours until I'm even looked at and no you won't be paid. My company should be suffice."

"Take me to Master Wok stupid bitch!"

by Dick Woody February 24, 2009

bitchy

a person who is being a brat and is going off on people like you solook out for those bastereds

Jamie my girlfriend was being bichy that her old boyfriend was more considerate.

by Alex July 22, 2003