mi bestie

Someone's best friend. Similar to BFF without all the "mean girls" connotations.

Ana is mi bestie 4 lyfe.

by lights_off_at_graceland December 20, 2006

besties with testes

When two men hang out constantly and refuse to admit their longing to have the others genitals in their mouths. So basically, it's the manlier version of a "bromance."

Yes, I would love to do the dutch rudder with you! We're besties with testes!

by misterlovahlovahooogirl August 13, 2010

special besties

one step up from besties. two (or more) people, often of the same sex, who have an ambiguously romantic “friendship”. they usually engage in “platonic” physical affection or have a married couple like dynamic.

these kind of relationships in media tend to be related to queer coding or queerbaiting.

are sarah and olivia, you know, special besties? they seem REALLY close.

by tswizzlesbitch13 May 26, 2021

Lesbi-bestie

A lesbi-bestie is a straight person best lesbian friend

Susan: hey do you know Janice

Bob: oh yeah she's my lesbi-bestie

by E-pizzel May 25, 2018

Betrayal Bestie

Someone who was your besie and had at least 1- 14 word conversation with you and them betrays you like the little bitch he is. They are found in all shapes and forms. Be care full because your bestie may become a betrayal bestie.

Lauryn: HEY HANSON
Hanson: ...
Lauryn: why are you ignoring me

Hanson: Cause you are embarrassing
Matha: huh seems like at Betrayal Bestie

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers December 5, 2019

Bestie jiji

A jiji is a john. It is a bundle of joy where even in your darkest days, a smile from them can make you the happiest. A john is a human that feels like home. When you’re around them you feel like no matter what’s going on around you, you are safe and everything is okay. A john is everything you can ever wish for in a person, a human that you can be yourself around and know he’ll love you forever. A john is the sweetest, nicest, and prettiest type of human you can meet and it’s the most beautiful thing you can experience.

I hope i was a john to you and i hope you’ll find one someday
Ily bestie jiji

by Bestielala April 24, 2022

Bestie Wife

A woman you want as your wife someday but because of circumstances you can't be in a relationship so you are willing to settle for being besties until that day comes.

Jennifer is Tom's bestie wife, maybe someday he will upgrade her.

by ZeeRoja June 14, 2018