Beige Pants

The acquisition of oral sex from a female partner.

Dude, did you get anything last night?

Yeah man, she gave me beige pants!

Nice!

by ph33rm3biotch November 16, 2009

Justin Beiber Friday

This is what happens when you think its gonna be a Bon Jovi Friday (see Urban Dictionary Bon Jovi Friday) but realize that you in fact have to work the next day.

Not nearly as cool as a Bon Jovi Friday, the Justin Beiber Friday is pretty lame and disappointing...kind of like falling face first down a flight of stairs and landing in dog poo.

DUDE its Bon Jovi Friday BIOTCHES!!!

No stupid boss is making me work tomorrow so I guess this is a Justin Beiber Friday for me FML!

by I AM ERICA Bitch May 29, 2011

Justin Beiber

Why the hell are you looking for that fucking castated baboon?
No one gives a fuck about him!

Person: I want to kow who Justin Beiber is!

everyone else in the room: NO YOU DON'T

by ZZ978 January 26, 2011

Justin beiber

sounds like a 7 year old girl. but will not when his balls drop.

justin beiber

by beiberisgay December 22, 2009

beejesus

bee+Jesus.... its an expression for when something freaky happens!

Holy Beejesus! my pants are on fire!

by Gulia January 31, 2004

Justin Beiber

1. A derogatory term for Shemale.

2. A boy/girl that is often worshiped by teenage girls. Brought up by a drunk-ass Usher.

3. A female elf.

Justin Beiber is gay!

by The king of Pwnage December 24, 2010

bejeebers

Less sacrilegious form of bejesus.

The fake cockroach on the wedding cake scared the bejeebers out of the nervous groom.

by Reuel Titus October 17, 2003