Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

Beating little kids

The act of hitting a kid and hurting it.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.

"Lets play Beating little kids!"

by fatboyhaley October 17, 2008

beamin

to have deservedly aquired fame and/or prominence due to hard work. one who is beamin is enjoying life and their rise to good fortune. this is a metaphor comparing one to a firework or beam of light; bright, gaining attention, and full of life.

Lupe Fiasco's "I'm Beamin" (off of the album Lasers)

"They said my future was dark, see me now?
Just look around, I'm beamin
They used to talk when I wasn't around
(Lasers)
You see me now? I'm beamin"

by kickpush12319 May 4, 2011

Seasons Beatings

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk

Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.

by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008

anal beading

putting anal beads in your ass....obviously.

think of the movie american pie 3, there is mentions of it and the strippers are holding a string of anal beads.
"should we put these in your ass or mine?"

by beach bottom July 31, 2005

Harney Beating

A harsh beating given by multiple amounts of people towards one person usually involving smeagling, tity twisters, and being tied up with yellow rope all at the same time. A Harney Beating is received when you are either acting tough, gay or you just look like you deserved a beating. It originally got its title from one person by the name of Harney who was unfortunately beaten when he acted with the characteristics just described above.

Yo this kid is trying to act tough, we need to give him a Harney Beating to get him back in line.

by Bubbis May 23, 2006

Beating my meat

SLayin yo meat

Nigga get the fuck out i'm beating my meat

by Kuddy December 17, 2020