Beaned

When something happens to a person you know that is slightly misfortunate.

If your roommate comes home to a dead fish in their fish bowl, he/she got "beaned" or "beaned on"

You would say, "oh shit! You just got BEANED ON!"

by MasterChefBean69 November 13, 2016

BEANED

The statistically more realistic version of BLACKED. Instead of referring to people of African descent, it refers to Hispanics, specifically Mexicans.

This phrase derives from beaner.

FOX News Reporter, Tucker Carlson: America, I bet you can't guess who's really coming to dinner with your daughter or son this evening. According to Pew Research Center intermarriage statistics, the most common intermarried coupling, by a whopping 42%, are between a Hispanic and a non-Hispanic white. Unlike other intermarried couples, it barely varies by gender as 52% of white and Hispanic couples are of a Hispanic female and a non-Hispanic white male while 48% are of a Hispanic male and a non-Hispanic white female.

-Looks at camera with Tucker Carlson face-

America, it looks like some of our kids are getting BEANED.

by Big Titties Ivanka Trump June 17, 2018

bearded taco

It is a real hairy vagina found on a woman

Damn MK's Bearded Taco has way too much lettuce.

by Kyle The Stud August 8, 2006

Bearded axe wound

A bloody, furry, vagina.

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.

by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008

Bearded Dragon

Bearded Dragon or ( "The Bearded Dragon") -n- Refers to a haircut, given to the hair surrounding the male genitalia. This cut removes all hair from the upper pelvic region above the penis, while at the same time leaving the testicles (nut sack) full of a lovely, bountiful main. This would leave your penis to be referred to as the Dragon and thus forth your extremely hairy balls being the only hair left in your junk area the beard thus giving you "The Bearded Dragon"

My girlfriend prefers "The Bearded Dragon" over the Brazilian.

by monkeymanxxx July 8, 2010

Bearded Mannips

Used to describe general agitation or frustration withsomething; similar to "DOH!" used by Homer Simpson; See also: Bearded F'in Mannips - include F'in for extra emphasis

"I didn't get my pay check today? Bearded Mannips!"

"They gave Johnny the promotion to VP? BEARDED F'IN MANNIPS! ARGH!"

by Big Jerry September 26, 2007

Green Beaned

Discovering, after initiating the performance of oral sex on female partner, that she is suffering from a severe case of Gonorrhea or Chlamydia.

Roger picked up a prostitute on the way home from the bar on Tuesday. He paid her $20 to perform oral on her. Unfortunately, once he got down on her and got a good taste going in his mouth, he discovered he had been Green Beaned and tossed her ass out of his car. He stopped by the walk in clinic on the way home.

by Eaton Holgoode September 28, 2015