Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you
I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.
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anal bead self defense

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.
by pp.penis April 14, 2023
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Thai Prayer Beads

Anal Beads

Calqued from French.
Few things are more pleasurable than someone pulling some Thai Prayer Beads out of you.
by ApricotFields May 23, 2025
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Squeegee beads

When the anus is oozing of mucus membranes after use of sex anal beads
I'm going to get squeegee beads tonight at the swingers party
by Freezer pop May 25, 2022
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Beads

An object that all saxophone players love
Saxophone player: with all the beads I can destroy the universe
by Sax it up🎷 December 6, 2019
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bead

to bead someone

Winning a match using anal beads as a cheating device.
Fabio: "Cüs! Can't believe Hans bead Magnus."
Daniel: "He improved a lot lately, that's more than impressive!"
Ian: "I heard rattling coming from his seat, something is fishy"
by CagnusArlsen October 5, 2022
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