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closet horny

Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.
Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.
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closet trick

When you go to a girls house and she gives head you nut in her mouth and say you gotta go and leave within 3 minutes. Then dont talk to her for awhile, and everytime you pass her going down the road you'll think ya i nutted in that girls mouth. especially when she acts like a bitch
I went to that girls house she gave me a blow job in the closet and i pulled a closet trick.
by Waka Flocka Flame April 23, 2012
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Closet Critter

1.)One who chooses to be in a closet while intoxicated.
2.)any person who feels comfortable being placed in the closet with no remorse.
3.) One who is facilitated in the closet, and refses to leave the closet
"She was a closet critter after a long night of partying"

"she is a closet critter"

"The closet critter refused to leave the closet"
by megaman21 November 16, 2010
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Closet Pedo

An adult who is sexually attracted to a minor, but will not do or say anything remotely sexual about them until that minor is the age of an legal adult.

Red flags for these kind of people would be things like someone saying they've waited for someone to turn 18
Lets say a girl turns 18 & a week later she decides to create an Onlyfans page & an adult replies with something like "I've waited for this" at that point it is fair to think they're a Closet pedo
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Gravity Closet

a term for the description of allowing one's apparel and/or possessions to fall where it may as opposed to putting it in closets, drawers and/or laundry hampers.

Alternately, a method of storage that relies on gravity to facilitate it.
"Why do you just drop your things wherever, and not put them away?"

"They are put away. They're in my "Gravity Closet".
by The Semantic Assassin November 30, 2011
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serious closet

serious closet: a deep selection of fashion and accessories
Despite living on a teacher's salary, Nancy is always sporting some serious closet.
by TooSick4U October 30, 2008
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closet caper

An act wherein a group of friends are invited to hide in a closet and videotape an unsupecting female having intercourse with owner of said closet.
"You guys wanna come over tonight and closet caper this chick"?
by DJ Jason May 13, 2005
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